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Timmy
"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy

Age 37, Male

Philadelphia, PA

Joined on 1/12/05

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Posted by Timmy - July 4th, 2011


Grow a beard, everyone. Now.

Truth.


Posted by Timmy - June 25th, 2011


Pretty funny blog, if I do say so myself.

Especially if you dislike hipsters.

Dads: The Original Hipsters


Posted by Timmy - June 21st, 2011


Maybe it's just me, but I have never seen Robert Ebert's face until recently when his comments about the death of Ryan Dunn brought a justified shitstorm down upon him.

And now I'm going to have nightmares.

Robert Ebert's Face


Posted by Timmy - June 16th, 2011


I mean, damn.

Anyway, I'm off to Montreal. If there are any Canadian Newgrounds who deserve a swift kick to the crotch, let me know.

I charge $75 per kick, so choose wisely.

Man this is a gay level icon.


Posted by Timmy - May 28th, 2011


If you need me I'll be at the beach.

Also, to get into the mood:


Posted by Timmy - May 16th, 2011


Yes you, automated toilet flusher.

No one likes you. Go away.

Hey you


Posted by Timmy - May 5th, 2011


THE MICKEY MOUSE CHICKEN NUGGETS WERE AAAAAMAZING

oh and i met some fun guys too i guess

Pico Day Wrap-Up


Posted by Timmy - April 19th, 2011


But there are always some gems you don't want to get rid of.

I had to clear my PM box again


Posted by Timmy - April 6th, 2011


Stop it.

Also, Tom's a buttface.

For those of you still wondering about the April Fools Joke


Posted by Timmy - April 2nd, 2011


I immediately fell in love.

The first time I heard about Derpy Hooves