good riddance faggot but dont come back

maybe while you're up there you can work on getting rid of that ugly black box you've got for a face.

dat shit be uuuuuuuuuuuugly.

Bye bye baby come back soon ;D

FFFFFFf, that isn't north at all. Srsly, Jay Peak is north.

Sea slugs are scum sucking invertebrae. Land slugs are slimy mollusc-brained cabbage eaters. But you are nothing. You are the human equivalent of a broken lava-lamp. Repulsive, doesn't work, 30 years behind the times, and full of oily slime. Your breathtaking arrogance is only matched by your uncanny ability to be utterly clueless as to what other people think about you. And make no mistake, they think about you. Constantly. Your actions are as opportunistic and as repulsive as maggots. Your disgusting loathsome habits clearly know no bounds. Your mere existence has for me offered proof there is no God, no hope, no justice and the most miserable future for humankind. I have seen you walking along a footpath, one of your horribly fascinating activities. You count the cement squares don't you. You even on occasion try and avoid standing on the cracks. How can someone so stupid still remember to breathe? Or are you an automaton sent by an evil foreign, or alien, power, to destroy civilisation as we know it? All this, perhaps, would not be so damningly despairing were it not for the fact that I know what you do after you have picked your nose. Perhaps the less said the better, as other people, who still might have hope, could someday read this inadvertently. You snot-snivelled slimed sluptitious stool. Do you not have any reckoning of the ugliness you have wrought on the world? I have seen more convivial things than you wrapped up in newspaper in overfull bins at the fishmarkets. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature. This is something that I have grown to despise quite malevolently. Your bigoted words, and your damnable actions make me sick to my stomach. I find it comedic that you are spouting this crap here, and I find it sickening that younger children might see this... There is a good saying that I am thinking of, "If you don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything at all!" Otherwise, I rather felt like that I needed to put in my two cents here. Oh, and I find it funny that you comeback with very crappy insults. You sir are a stupid dumbshit who doesn't deserve a dick. Unless you are a girl then you don't desrve your pussy. Please go replace your pancreas with a bowling ball and skydive into into man-eating animal infested waters wherin you survive without a dick without a sphincter without an ear or even your nutsack or thread a needle with a string dipper in saltwater through your balls then put the same exact string in your eyeball where it will mold and cause you to go blind. So then you will need a seeing eyedog named butch who will chew on your infected nutsack every day for the rest of your life. Then he will die xausing you to cry out of your blind eyes and you will be left helpless crying for your dead ball chewing dog in the street while you are mowed down by a guy in a powder blue prius and live in pain for exacly 666 minutes before you die finally exiling you to hell. THEN (no i am NOT done) satan's minions will chew out your kidneys and stuff them in your ass that doesn't have a sphincter then when you talk you will sound like al kheida and be pelted with rocks everywhere you go until you are hated enough to be let into the tenth chamber of hell where your immortal soul will burn for tens of hundreds of thousands of centuries without any shit breaks until you fucking explode and guts go everywhere and your wife (who is not missing you at all cause shes fucking your cousin steve) gets hit with your gay ass bowling ball pancreas and then your soul goes to super hell where they convert you to a cat fucking atheast with no liver and then they will torture you with your dead dog butch's soul and he will chew the remaing peices of your infected nutsack off untill he is forced to chew off his own infected nutsack and shove it down your throat so you choke and die again and go to supra hell (hell worse that super hell) and have your nuts replaced with hitlers nuts and then they send you back up to earth where you find a sign sticking out of your head that says i have hitlers nuts! and then when people read it they wil get their dogs to chew out your new balls and rip off your face and then you die and go to butch hell and 100000000000000000000 butch clones chew your balls for ever and ever and ever! Eventually one of the clones will eat your last bit of nutsack off and you will be crying from so much pain that they kick you out of Butch hell and send you back to Earth where you are forced live in an apartment with over 9000 gay people in New Jersey untill Richard Simmons breaks in your house through your toilet and forces you to do hours and hours of dancing to the oldies. And just when you think it's all over, Carrot Top comes over to do some prop comedy for you. Then, after breaking your leg, a giant koala bear breaks in through your window and chews the other off. Then you, laying there, legless Pedobear breaks in through your shower and pokes a hole in your cheek which he sticks his wang in until there's a huge meteor shower which rips through your body, and leaves you alive to feel nothing but pain and suffering. All other human beings are dead but yourself, and you can't move. Your only food comes from the occasional cockroach that climbs in through a hole in your cheek (that Pedobear made from poking you so much) and walks down close enough to your throat so you can swallow and the cum you got from Pedobear raping you. Then 30 years later, bunch of ass robot-pirate-bears come for you and start poking even more holes in your body 'till you bleed to death and go back to Butch hell where you belong

when I lived in new york state, I was further north than I am now

Skiing is fucking gay Timmy. I hate you now. D:<

Oh man I'm gonna miss you.
You have NO idea, man!!

You're going to be bored silly out in Vermont, Come spend 2 months with me, we can do annoying college kid things in my annoying college town

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES TIMMY A DULL BOY

$900?!?!!

you're shitting me.

You paid that much...for a season pass to one mountain?

Alright, dude, use that legal education and pull some strings, because you got wildly ripped off. You could have gotten a season pass to 4 mountains out my way for $269 with any student ID, yes even advanced degree programs. And most mountain season passes are $300-$500, a lot will give you full access to multiple mountains.

oh, timmy

You still got ripped off. Did it include the cabin too? I can understand the cabin...and maybe like 13 prostitutes a night for that price...maybe

Hope you enjoy yourself.

No more tea parties then >:C

Pfft, upstate. New Hampshire has better skiing etc.

Don't be silly. Trains can't set sail!

lul

My face is too sexy for you.

Can I borrow a dollar..?

I'm gonna rape you.

don't make friends with the kitchen staff, avoid the rooms they tell you to avoid, don't eat the roots of a wild potato, don't kidnap anyones wife for ransom, don't start a bobsled team - you will just embarrass yourself, not a good idea to walk out into an ice storm (you may slide down a hill and get electorcuted), try not to mix up your suitcases with another woman's - and then follow her for an entire movie only to realize that she's married.

I tuned my skis yesterday before bed. wax and edge sharpening and whatnot.

if you call it that - i will join.

BUT BUT BUT YOU CANT LEAVE I'LL MISS YOUUUU!! :'(

I'll miss you and stuff

i forgot the most important piece of advice - don't let any sick men rest in your cabin.

Is that a body in the top of your closet? I can't tell is that's someones leg or if it's a sheep...

Oh and also peace.

I'll uh... deposit for you.. uh.. if you'd like.

i see you've made that mistake before!

You will not enjoy it.

YOU JUST OPENED A CAN OF WHOOP ASS SON

It will not be short or quick.

THANKS FOR CENSORING UR UGLY FUCKING FACE ;D

What me too deposit for yah? I have nothing to do better these days other then draw and write so it will give me more of a reason to pop on my laptop.

You post WAY too much.

Quit dilly dallying & get yourself a PimP name.

this sucks big time.

like i said in my response to your comment on my page - my heart is seriously hurting. hold me?

it sucks being in atlanta, too. no one likes either team. so not only do i get crap for liking the phillies, but i get even more when they lose.

Meatboy Sticker, got?

You can't leave, who'll help us keep the ho's in line? :(

oh, matt ryan and his stupid fucking face.

oooh, i can't even think about the eagles right now. i need some time to mend.

Even us top PimPs need some help playa.

that's funny... i just came here to ask you what day you were planning on leaving.

haha, i think you interpreted that the wrong way.

I'll miss our brief and sparse moments. Come back with a renewed vigour of life and spread it with your Newgrounds bretheren.

Dude. I can't explain how jellyous I am of you. What mountains if you don't mind me asking? Up in like Vermont and shit? If you ever get the chance, go to Whistler in British Columbia. It's ridiculous.

ALSO TIMMY GOT HIS MEATBOY STICKER WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

have a good time tomorrow. : )

I'm surprised. D:

No, I meant it in a positive way.

Enjoy your day there.

215 in the house rep yo set nuqqa

I bet good old Timmy is sipping champange on the slopes & make out with all the girls......possibly very glam rock boys.

Are you still fucking gone?

Did you makeout with a yeti dressed glam rockishly? Don't be shy....

I'm glad your feet are still intact.

>>> I have not yet fatally wounded myself on the slopes, nor have I gone crazy with Cabin Fever and eaten my own foot.

*fingers crossed*

I try my best.

No I am not a furry. I did read an article where it stated that most male law students are obsessed with having sex with furry animals/creatures.

I'm just saying.

GET BACK ON THOSE SLOPES, I SEE YOU LURKING. >: (

So I hear you are going to the New York Meet. If this is so I demand you to buy me a beer.

I'm coming to the New York meet, I demand you suck my balls in front of everyone.

Okay don't want my ass basted like a turkey though.