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Timmy
"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy

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Hey you

Posted by Timmy - May 16th, 2011


Yes you, automated toilet flusher.

No one likes you. Go away.

Hey you


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Yeah, I don't like the way it watches me take a shit.
Automated Toilet Flusher should be registered as a sex offender D:<

Dude's a perv - I'm tellin ya

it flushes when i stand in front of it then i piss and it doesnt flush

THEN I JACK OFF ON A DUDES HAIR

Better than flushing while you're still sitting on it...

I shit on the censor to render it useless. Take that TECHNOLOGY!

Sounds comfy :D

Haha that's not what your mom said last night, Timmy!

She said she loves automatic toilet flusher, that right I'm back baby >:D

Holy shit - that's awesome

If I am chewing gum or have tape or something I stick it over the censor.

I usually drape TP over the sensor

As tragic as the inconvenience is for you that automated flusher probably employs hundreds of workers so I think maybe you should suck it up idk.......

Maybe I don't care about your uncle that works in the toilet factory.

Maybe if he applied himself, he wouldn't still be working 15 hour shifts on the assembly line.

That's right, I said it.

These things are absolute assholes.

I'M STILL FUCKING PISSING, DON'T FUCKING FLU-OH GOD FUCK YOU NOW I HAVE TO MAKE YOU FLUSH A SECOND TIME

It's worse when you're sitting down.

Much worse :|

you hate because everybody can spy on your 1 centimeter dick u asshole

Oh you again.

Hello, old friend.