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Timmy
"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy

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Truth.

Posted by Timmy - July 4th, 2011


Grow a beard, everyone. Now.

Truth.


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lol I would if I could ...can only grow a mustache

Grow the mustache, then comb it down over your jawline.

All I care about is money and the city that i'm from

Rep your city
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Fuck you and the horse you rode in on you shit

Trust Issues

Play it down, play it down

Aight

We leveled

You're so whack sometimes, you're a Mole.

*tries so hard to grow a beard that i leak*

oh no D:

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, TIMMY. GOD DAMNIT.

now i'll never grow a beard

Put some wadded-up tissues in your panties and try again, Damnit!!

*SEAL OF APPROVAL*

...clever girl...

*velociraptor mauls me*

I hear stress actually causes hair loss

So yelling at people only makes it more difficult for them to grow a beard

Should I...should I pet them?

I just shaved my beard recently after receiving some aggressive negotiations.

R.I.P. Old Friend :'C

NooooooooOOOOOOooooooo

Gobblemeister/Timmy you're not funny. Stop making imaginary conversations with yourself.

I refuse to quit, as I am too legit.

Oh, and beards are overrated.

Now you're just speaking filthy lies.

I would if I could grow a decent one. After five days, all I've got is scruff.

Just keep shaving - your beard days will come.

Scratch them behind the ears

It gives my dog a boner so it should help people grow beards as this is a common correlation between dogs and people.

Whatever gives a dog a boner gives people facial hair, like cold weather and blowjobs.

Your logic is infallible.

beards are gay like you

Man, you are persistent.

But I've had one even before YOU did! >:O

Yeah, but it wasn't "in" then. :D

That's cause I'm a trendsetter! >:D

All the hollywood celebrities saw you doing it and were like, "Daaaaamn we gotta do that!"

I didn't know you were handicapped...
<a href="http://fukung.net/v/23397/c2d49523fecd97206b7718b88e635fcf.jpg">http://fukung.net/v/23397/c2d49523fec d97206b7718b88e635fcf.jpg</a>

:D

Awesome.

Now I can park wherever I want

I didn't know that you played the violin...
<a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3372/4625637519_b6b7a60f04_z.jpg">http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3372/4 625637519_b6b7a60f04_z.jpg</a>

That is the funniest picture I've seen in a while.

And yes, that's me.