TimmyEntry #126
The Justice System suffered a serious blow Thursday when Timmy received his Juris Doctorate Degree from a local Philadelphia law school.
With only one more test to take before becoming a full-fledged, practicing lawyer, Timmy made the following comment on his accomplishment, "I do the laws things pretty."
Fellow lawyer and mother stated, "This graduation announcement makes me not want to be a lawyer...or alive," upon hearing news of Timmy's J.D. degree.
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5/29/12
Good Luck man! I'm taking the Lsats next summer, and I need to score like a 175 in order to go to my top choice :(
5/28/12
howy schit u r no bwass of me!111111!!!
5/27/12
i em wetching timmeh, alweys
get out of my closet, mandawg
5/26/12
timmy i herd u liek mudkipz
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5/26/12
Are you gonna be a cool lawyer like Marshall from How I Met Your Mother or a lame one like the cast of The Good Wife.
Two words: Ben Matlock
5/25/12
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR LAST EXAM THERE BUDDY.
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5/25/12
na it'll be fine i believe in u
Thanks man - I need all of the help and luck I can get
5/21/12
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Maury Povich
5/20/12
Congrats Timmy. One thing this world needs is more lawyers. Can you imagine a world without lawyers?
....it would be magical O_o
5/20/12
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5/20/12
I didn't know you were Jewish.
Fact: Only 97% of attorneys are Jewish
5/20/12
you can be my lawyer
That would be very foolish on your part, as a first-year attorney is useless without a more-experienced lawyer guiding them.
5/20/12
Cumgrats. Unless you're not the Timmy you were talking about. In which case, God help you.
There is only one Timmy
5/19/12
can i have money then
I am poorer than you, AND in debt
5/19/12
You're a lawyer? Sweet. Now go and ruin some lives! You can do it!!
The law only ruins the lives of the poor and minorities.
Duh.