"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy
Age 38, Male
Philadelphia, PA
Joined on 1/12/05
I wrote a song for you timmy!
Oh timmy, oh timmy
your stache is so cool
how dya keep it so trimmy?
it makes girls want to drool
chorus:
oh timmy dear timmy
the picture looks gay
but i dont really care cuz
gay is okay!
You lie on a bear
or atleast on its fur
your are a fucking MURDERER
is it not so?
repeat chorus
Henry the Octopus
Lives down in the deep blue sea
Henry the Octopus
He's a friend to you and me
repeat chorus
how do you like my song?
Wow...this is only the second time in my life that I've been serenaded about my mustache and murdering ways!
Thank you KoolKed! :D
I shall begin to concoct a song for you...
Concoct?
Emphasis on 'Coc'
Is it getting hot in here, or is it my massive rock hard erection from looking at you?
It is a bit balmy, what with your massive erection taking up half the room...
Hello timmy, i see your using my skin lotion. i came in with some HOT coffee. But wait i forgot some whipcream =[
Yes - my skin is very moist and refreshed, thanks to you.
And I take my coffee like I take my women - cold and bitter.
I WANNA B LIEK J00 WEN EYE GR0W UP!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!1ONE!!!!!!!
I'm not allowed into 12 states and 7 countries.
The sex-trade business really closes some doors, let me tell you...
a condom would be nice.
I have a 130-pack...do you think that will be enough??
Hello there I am going from house to house to collect money for- ... I see you are naked....
Yes yes yes - now what are you collecting?
Because if you're collecting mustache rides, then come on in! :D
hmmmmmm
my willy feels bigger
may i rattle it around in your bottom?
;)
Rattle? Prod? Cavort? Move into?
My bottom is your bottom!
You're completely right. The BBS just doesn't have the fun it used to. Blogs on the other hand... Those are fun...
We are having fun!! :D
Could you get me a cigarette?
Shmoke and a Pancake?
Why would I want to turn myself into the police? :(
For what you did to that goat last Christmas.
Poor Mortimer the Goat has never been the same... : (
You promised me you would keep it a secret!!! >:(
Yes i would like a video camera, some lube and a condom please and then if you don't mind bend over and get ready.
oh timmy
Damn you Dew! Damn you!!!
*shakes fist*
Oh Timmy :3
...you too, Holy!
*shakes fist in your direction as well*
Timmy, ohhhh.
Oh, I am appalled by your suggestive comment!
*faints*
Ahh, your sex change just blew my mind. Lesbians?
Sex change...?
(shhhh)
TIMMY, OH GOD, TIMMYYYYYYYY! OOOOOOOOH! FUCK, TIMMY, OH FUUUCK!
Oooh you naughty boy!
Hmm .. so you like peacocks eh?
peaCOCKS?
why, yes. i do enjoy peaCOCKS.
marianne13
hahahahahahaha nice.
Timmy
Yeah, I'm pretty proud of my mustache!