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Timmy
"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy

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Philadelphia, PA

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Even us top PimPs need some help playa.

Tru dat.

that's funny... i just came here to ask you what day you were planning on leaving.

...everybody simply can't wait for me to leave...

haha, i think you interpreted that the wrong way.

I'm just screwing around haha

I'll miss our brief and sparse moments. Come back with a renewed vigour of life and spread it with your Newgrounds bretheren.

Clearly I shall hold those memories in my heart for all time.

And I shall return rejuvenated and refreshed with that thing we call "real life".

Dude. I can't explain how jellyous I am of you. What mountains if you don't mind me asking? Up in like Vermont and shit? If you ever get the chance, go to Whistler in British Columbia. It's ridiculous.

I've heard that Whistler is the bee's knees.

And I go to Killington and Pico in Vermont, though I am making a short trip to visit a mystery NG User in New Hampshire.

have a good time tomorrow. : )

Thank you, my dear!

I'm surprised. D:

Why? That I enjoy skiing?

I hope you don't think less of me...

No, I meant it in a positive way.

Enjoy your day there.

I know - I'm just screwing around. Thanks for the well-wishes.

215 in the house rep yo set nuqqa

I can only assume you're either from the Northeast, or you are a white kid in a suburb of Philadelphia who pretends to be from Philly and acts gangster to prove it.

I bet good old Timmy is sipping champange on the slopes & make out with all the girls......possibly very glam rock boys.

I make out with glam rock boys and ski at the same time.

So far I've only killed 17.

Are you still fucking gone?

Yes. Yes I am.

It is not January yet :D

Did you makeout with a yeti dressed glam rockishly? Don't be shy....

You have a bizarre obsession with Yeti, Valz.

I don't think any one of my friends has ever mentioned a Yeti to me, and you've brought them up at least 10,572 times.

Are you a furry..?

I'm glad your feet are still intact.

You always know just the right compliment to brighten my day!

>>> I have not yet fatally wounded myself on the slopes, nor have I gone crazy with Cabin Fever and eaten my own foot.

*fingers crossed*

Wait...are you hoping that I DON'T eat my foot? or...?

I try my best.

You're awesome.

No I am not a furry. I did read an article where it stated that most male law students are obsessed with having sex with furry animals/creatures.

I'm just saying.

So since you're a law student, you must like catgirls then, right?

GET BACK ON THOSE SLOPES, I SEE YOU LURKING. >: (

OH GOD, I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED!!

Maybe you should talk to Mr. Sleepy-Pants-Malachy...

So I hear you are going to the New York Meet. If this is so I demand you to buy me a beer.

Only if I can Roofie it and have my way with you

I'm coming to the New York meet, I demand you suck my balls in front of everyone.

Yes sir.

Okay don't want my ass basted like a turkey though.

What about hammered like a nail..?