"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy
Age 37, Male
Philadelphia, PA
Joined on 1/12/05
To subscribe to that particular service, you have to:
A: Be an American Citizen
B: Not be African American.
C: Like to see young men naked.
If you meet these requirements, just stand in a local dark alley for a couple of nights and you will be approached by a representative, who will give you the rest of the details.
Seems like more trouble than it's worth, but trust me, it probably is.
Who thought being a pedophile would be so hard...
Timmy? you say hes a mod?? WHAT!!!
Fucked up, right?
As we near our end, we'll let Timmy have his last word with all of us.
Ladies and gentlemen, Timmy.
"Haha, well thank you, Chris!"
*punches Chris in the back of the head as he walks back to his seat*
"But seriously! Ladies and gentlemen - what can I say? This was an incredibly awful experience and I hate you all. Goodnight everyone! :D"
Ooooh gold aura. Does that mean you won't try to molest me anymore? Also I loved the funnies I like the lil shylock foxx pussles they had. Beetle Bailey was my fav comic though.
If anything, the molestations will increase.
I read the Sunday Bible and pray to my lord and savior Jesus Christ who will save me from the bad men like Obama.
...Doonesbury?
0_o You're funny. And I read sunday funnies all the time.
I still read the ones in my Sunday Mail. Insanity Streak would probably be the best one, the others are fairly shit.
Insanity Streak?
Never heard of it!
I haven't read them in so long, I used to all the time though. Was always a great way to start my Sunday.
Nothing better than a cup of tea and the sunday funnies
It's because I get hardcore Australian ones in my hardcore Australian newspaper.
Full of dingoes and boomerangs, I assume?
tehslaphappy
Timmy face is not sexy at all. It's just has too much pubes on it for the average Newgrounder.
Timmy
"LOL That's not what yo mamma said!!"