wewt
"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy
Age 38, Male
Philadelphia, PA
Joined on 1/12/05
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The devilish Canadian rears his menacing head once more.
But...canada is where i get my maple syrup D:
You whore D:
You be careful around these parts, it'd be best if ya didn't get hurt.
We don't take too kindly too 'mericans?
I'm sorry but this story was absolutely awful. >:[
I was going to include more furry porn to appeal to you, but I was vomiting too much while editing that part - so I took it out.
We'll drag you into our igloos and feed you our delicious poutine and make you drink our bagged milk.
MWAHAHAHA!!!
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
*waves knife frantically*
Furry porn? I don't even like furry porn anymore, it was just a faze.
Oh thank god
Your mouth says American, but your beard tells another story...
My beard...HE IS THE TRAITOR D:<
true story: my Junior and Senior years of high school track during Sectionals at the end of the season I'd have terrible diarrhea the day of the sectional meet and get terrible times. Sort of sucked because I always wound up qualifying for the faster of the 2 heats for the 1600.
...damn those Canadians and their Diarrhea-Ray.
Noooooo!
You gave me my first ban which is not by poozy!
: As a result, you gave me my first ban which was fair! :)
Waaah i miss the quote function again...
why mods are so mean? Naaah, as soon as a user gets banned, the banners userpage becomes the new bbs for him :)
Wait, what? D:
HAHAHAHAHA
YEAH! GO CANADIAN COACH! :)
Oh you Canadians....I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGEEEEEEE!!! D:<
You know, if I ever move out of this shithole country I live in known as England, Canada is one place I have in mind.
Oh dear god...but what about the rampaging moose??
I love you...
Let's run away together, then!
SouthAsian
That was heartfelt,but most importantly erotic.
Timmy
I glad I conveyed the eroticism of the piece adequately.