I wish I was going. D:
"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy
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To be honest, my booth will likely be so crowded that we would never even see each other.
In that case, any other options to see you?
You can purchase my time per hour at the Shadeland Motel, Monday-thru-Saturdays.
Sunday is my church day.
I AM SO THERE
I'll be wearing the Timmy Fan Club Official T-Shirt and Sweats combo, and wearing the Timmy Hat and the Timmy Beard.
Oh man, I wish I had known you were coming - I already hired a guy in a "Timmy" Outfit!
I've got my My-Little-Timmy official decoder ring, but all it says is to "drink my asperin, finely ground into milk 4 times daily"...now I poop blood.
Yeah, my PR guys told me to never admit that the "My Little Timmy" line of toys are, in any way related, to "Timmy" or "Timmy, Inc."
Purchase? What's the price?
For a British dragon like yourself, it's free for the first hour, and $30 for every additional hour.
WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU'RE WHORING YOURSELF NOW? BRB SUICIDE
Meet Timmy...and Cast?
'You can purchase my time per hour at the Shadeland Motel, Monday-thru-Saturdays.'
SLUT >: O
I'M TRYING TO SAVE UP FOR BILLY'S COLLEGE TUITION, DAMNIT
THINK ABOUT OUR SON!
Timmy, when we both graduate school, can we advertise on the hobos like they do down here in Florida?
(seriously, a defense attorney has sponsored the yellow construction vests that panhandlers wear at major intersections)
No fucking way haha - that's hysterical!
No, we'll just make little sweaters for gerbils and release thousands upon thousands of them in the middle of the city.
Gerbil-tising. The wave of the future, man.
is it true about eyelovepoozy :|
You mean the rumor you made up and then attributed to me?
Yes, totally true.
I'd say the money's worth it.
I'll have my own booth some other time.
Excellent - maybe we can be booth neighbors and have Bahamut + Timmy Picture and Autograph combo deals.
my little timmy decoder ring just told me to burn down the house with mommy and daddy in it and I did and the police man wants to talk to you now :|
Thank christ my corporation is based in Panama and the records are safely untouchable.
*Runs off to Cayman Islands*
I'd rather use that $5 to buy a handjob from Klik.
Can I get his digits?
Be sure to get the Timmy the Tree outfit while you're there.
You can go over to the TehSlapHappy Booth and get it signed! :D
Hey Timmy my booth will be across from yours. I'll be the naked guy rubbing his nipples in awe of your sexiness. If anyone wants to visit my booth I'll let you wrestle me in mud for $2 and then sell it to a porn site for $500 and split the profit.
I'm in - see you in the mud sucka!
I just HAVE to get a giant framed Timmy portrait for above my fireplace. How much son?
If you flip the poster over, it shows me from the rear.
Could you ban me from the bbs for commenting on this post?
No, but I can give you a coupon for 30% off a Slurpee.
You didn't reply to my PM.
Wait when?
what merchendise are you selling? i would love an autographed timmy t-shirt :D.
T-shirts, pens, coffee mugs - you name, we got it!
Damn, maybe next year.
I'm keeping it going...now I'm just sitting in an empty conference hall...
El-Vato
I'll be the guy with the black shirt and blue jeans...
Timmy
I shall give everyone with that ensemble a discount autograph
$3.