I like children.
"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy
Age 38, Male
Philadelphia, PA
Joined on 1/12/05
I like children.
With gravy? Or just plain?
Oh boy, I wish I was a BBS mod like you, so I could get 12 year olds as XBL friends.
It's one of the many perks.
Naked.
.....ew.
Not ew.
Awesome.
Oh yeah right.
I mean .....awesome.
That's the spirit.
Now, excuse me while I take care of this lotion and boner.
Are you a paleontologist with chapped lips?
No, I'm a pedophile anal rapist.
What an obvious answer.
God dammit, then were equal. Because I can drive good, but they get you fast because of head shots. When they auto aim they go for the head, that is why.
Bastards...
I would add you, but you probably lied about the gamertag. You had to lie about something, or you wouldn't be Timmy.
I did lie about it.
But what if I'm lying about lying about it?
Add me man,shadowshade069
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I wish i had little friends like that.
They may not be so little - one sounded quite portly.
According to their usernames, one is 13 and the other is 818... Now I'm thinking I want an Xbox...
That is pretty old D:
damn you PSN!
Pennsylvania Science Network?
timantha you are my best friend in the hole world i will draw you a picture and it will have us hugging and drinking t and you will know the extent of out best friend ness
And I shall favorite it to reciprocate my friendship.
Friends don't rush friends, you bad word!!!
I'm not paying you to comment on my userpage, I'm paying you to draw flattering pictures of our friendship.
I added you - I'm Aedile Alpha.
Oh man - I can't wait to shoot your face off in GTA4
I don't have GTAIV, and I really don't care that I don't.
Congrats on leveling.
D:
:(
Am I a good friend?
You're my BEST FRIEND EVER :D
i will be your friend
Gamertag?
I hope its Ejit.
my gt is Mattuiop767
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MattyT
I would totally add you but my xbox is bricked like motherfucka. You should consider getting Steam man, its always worth it when the steam sale season rolls around man.
Timmy
Yeah - but I just have a laptop.
I don't want to get it all gunked up with a bunch of games.