Grow a beard, everyone. Now.
"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy
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All I care about is money and the city that i'm from
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Fuck you and the horse you rode in on you shit
Trust Issues
Play it down, play it down
Aight
We leveled
You're so whack sometimes, you're a Mole.
*tries so hard to grow a beard that i leak*
oh no D:
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, TIMMY. GOD DAMNIT.
now i'll never grow a beard
Put some wadded-up tissues in your panties and try again, Damnit!!
*SEAL OF APPROVAL*
...clever girl...
*velociraptor mauls me*
I hear stress actually causes hair loss
So yelling at people only makes it more difficult for them to grow a beard
Should I...should I pet them?
I just shaved my beard recently after receiving some aggressive negotiations.
R.I.P. Old Friend :'C
NooooooooOOOOOOooooooo
Gobblemeister/Timmy you're not funny. Stop making imaginary conversations with yourself.
I refuse to quit, as I am too legit.
Oh, and beards are overrated.
Now you're just speaking filthy lies.
I would if I could grow a decent one. After five days, all I've got is scruff.
Just keep shaving - your beard days will come.
Scratch them behind the ears
It gives my dog a boner so it should help people grow beards as this is a common correlation between dogs and people.
Whatever gives a dog a boner gives people facial hair, like cold weather and blowjobs.
Your logic is infallible.
beards are gay like you
Man, you are persistent.
But I've had one even before YOU did! >:O
Yeah, but it wasn't "in" then. :D
That's cause I'm a trendsetter! >:D
All the hollywood celebrities saw you doing it and were like, "Daaaaamn we gotta do that!"
I didn't know you were handicapped...
<a href="http://fukung.net/v/23397/c2d49523fecd97206b7718b88e635fcf.jpg">http://fukung.net/v/23397/c2d49523fec d97206b7718b88e635fcf.jpg</a>
:D
Awesome.
Now I can park wherever I want
I didn't know that you played the violin...
<a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3372/4625637519_b6b7a60f04_z.jpg">http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3372/4 625637519_b6b7a60f04_z.jpg</a>
That is the funniest picture I've seen in a while.
And yes, that's me.
beastkid7
lol I would if I could ...can only grow a mustache
Timmy
Grow the mustache, then comb it down over your jawline.