The "wild west" style internet had a nice run - but we all need to face the fact that the free internet has run its course.

Just like the white man slowly and surely marched across the wilderness claiming the native land as its own, so too will big business and developed western governments begin to claim, colonize and child-proof the internet.

And then sell it back to us at a fair, affordable monthly rate.

You people couldn't really expect to keep accessing movies and shows for free when it costs oodles of dollars to pay the actors/directors/producers/movie executives their well-deserved million-dollar salaries. Angelina Jolie needs to feed her children too, you know.

It's ok though - if you've enjoyed not having to visit Best Buys* to purchase the physical DVD, you can always purchase all of the new releases at sites like iTunes** for only $12.99 each!

This message has been provided by Timmy, sponsored by Taco Bell*** and approved of by the MPAA****.

* Thousands of Possibilities. Get Yours!

** Your Entertainment. Everywhere!

***Think Outside the Bun!

**** The Voice and Advocate of the American Motion Picture!