"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy
Age 38, Male
Philadelphia, PA
Joined on 1/12/05
Posted by Timmy - May 19th, 2012
The Justice System suffered a serious blow Thursday when Timmy received his Juris Doctorate Degree from a local Philadelphia law school.
With only one more test to take before becoming a full-fledged, practicing lawyer, Timmy made the following comment on his accomplishment, "I do the laws things pretty."
Fellow lawyer and mother stated, "This graduation announcement makes me not want to be a lawyer...or alive," upon hearing news of Timmy's J.D. degree.
Cumgrats. Unless you're not the Timmy you were talking about. In which case, God help you.
There is only one Timmy
I didn't know you were Jewish.
Fact: Only 97% of attorneys are Jewish
Congrats Timmy. One thing this world needs is more lawyers. Can you imagine a world without lawyers?
....it would be magical O_o
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR LAST EXAM THERE BUDDY.
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Are you gonna be a cool lawyer like Marshall from How I Met Your Mother or a lame one like the cast of The Good Wife.
Two words: Ben Matlock
Good Luck man! I'm taking the Lsats next summer, and I need to score like a 175 in order to go to my top choice :(
JimmyTheCaterpillar
You're a lawyer? Sweet. Now go and ruin some lives! You can do it!!
Timmy
The law only ruins the lives of the poor and minorities.
Duh.