Make sure you stop by my booth.

Autographs: $5

...that I should be hired as a goddamn internet assassin.

I've escaped from Atlantic City with my life barely intact once again.

Welcome me home with open arms, Newgrounds!

...for a week.

I'm spending the week in a beach house down at the Jersey shore, where internet access is not available.

So carry on, fellow Newgrounds users, and I'll be back before you know it.

Just a brilliant video from start to finish

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My custom-made, FREE mousepad just arrived - and it is "da bomb" as you youngsters say.

It was free thanks to LichKingz, who alerted me to the deal in this thread.

Here is the NG Artwork I used, created by LaserKarl.

Please don't sue me for copyright infringement, LaserKarl :D

No one is a robot anymore.

No one.

Everyone is a robot today.

Everyone.

Now I just need the cool purplish aura thingie.

Oh, and a metallic cock.

Edit: Thanks EJR for the awesome profile picture.

And I didn't fuck up!! :D