Apparently its a thing now.

This winter has been pretty shit.

Hardest games ever?

Nay, good sir - this fucking guy right here.

Never thought we'd actually see it.

WAY TO GO, MAYANS. SWING AND A MISS.

You look like a nice young something or other - how's about you click this here link to "friend" me on Newgrounds!

Click here for awesome funness!

I'm not saying that being my NG friend will make you less likely to be banned, but not being my friend won't make you more likely to not be banned!

Apparently there is no end to this game - you just keep on getting bigger and bigger until you can see the individual paint strokes on the worm.

Also, I broke the score meter - you can see digits trailing off the righthand side below.

I wasn't going to do it, but then I saw that MR. BUTTCAKE was also an esteemed member of the Spartans.

I demand a sacrifice of virgins and chicken soup.

Apparently I have been playing the COD games a way that the developers don't like, so they've designed Black Ops 2 to counter my gameplay.

Needless to say, I am sucking balls at Black Ops 2.

Now, that isn't to say that I'm "good" at COD - I was just better than I am right now. A lot better :/

I know Newgrounds can get a little "wacky" guys, but lets take a moment to give props to the current and past soldiers.