The Justice System suffered a serious blow Thursday when Timmy received his Juris Doctorate Degree from a local Philadelphia law school.
With only one more test to take before becoming a full-fledged, practicing lawyer, Timmy made the following comment on his accomplishment, "I do the laws things pretty."
Fellow lawyer and mother stated, "This graduation announcement makes me not want to be a lawyer...or alive," upon hearing news of Timmy's J.D. degree.