I pity that bear, even after death it suffers.... my eyes... I can not see......oh god, I must escape! <_< >_> ^.^
"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy
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DO NOT RESIST
Be the Bear!
If only...
Hey, you come back to Philly and we'll role play.
You can either be the naked dude or the bear
I want to be the retro couch in the background. How does that work?
Fine, but that means I'll have to be the bench.
(We're in for one helluva night!)
this is strangely intriguing...
Strange? Yes.
Intriguing...? Yes...
Where do you live in Philly, again? I vaguely remember asking you about it at some point, but I have a terrible memory.
I live right on broad st. in north philly. Right near Temple.
I always feel like I'm a tourist when I'm there. I have to hit up all the spots and make sure I get my fill so I can survive until next time I get there. Do you go to school at Temple?
Yeah - I'm in law school there so my commute is really convenient.
OH SHIT THATS ME
The bear or the man??
Well, next time I'm in Philly and you happen to see a giant retro couch outside your door with a bear head on it that'll be me extending an invitation to go and get a cheesesteak.
I shall scour the city for that combination of oddities
I'd like a nice cup of tea if that wouldn't be a bother..
We don't have any right now...
But for you, Lotus, I'll walk down to the corner market and get some!
*opens front door*
Now why are all of these children screaming??
In that chair, just in that room there?
Well, you could have a seat there.
Or on my face...
Either one!
I choose your face.
Yay mustache ride!!
Hey, looks like I'm late to the party.
The party starts when you arrive, buddy!
Murderer, lying on fur naked, who do you think you are?
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF THE BEAR WAS LYING ON YOUR FUR, HUH?
oh wait that doesnt sound right...
If he had a sexy mustache like me, I wouldn't be too upset.
I want that 'stache!
Yes...good...I feed on your jealousy...mmm
I like to play freeze tag.
I like to play TV Tag.
With my penis.
How strong is your buttox?
I can crush a cocoanut between my asscheeks if I wanted to.
My ass can launch 1000 ships
Timmeeehhh!!
Sensationaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesm
Rawr
That's the sound a kitty makes! :D
That sounds very kinky.
I can assure you I only have pure intentions in my heart
Odio
Do you miss it?
Timmy
Sometimes - its easier having short hair, but I got more attention from the opposite sex when I had long hair (I guess it made me stand out more).
I still find myself doing the hand movements (brushing aside hair, running my fingers through my non-existent locks, etc) and head-flip motions like I still have long hair, which is a little weird.