oh my... eye rape... X /
"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy
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Then why are you still looking??
Guess what?
Chicken Butt?
Dude! Put your hat back on, there are children in the area.
Doesn't my toupee count??
You could at least put on some gloves.
Hows about I warm my hands in some Jon4life lovin?
good god, put on a tie >:l
Sorry, I didn't know that this was a formal occasion!
My my. You're quite pale, aren't you?
I've been lying like this for 6 weeks...the lack of food, sleep and sunlight have had their affect on my skin, sadly.
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Wow...impressive.
And now, for the unresolved question which we all wanted to ask but we didnt think it was random enough...
IS THAT REALLY YOU?!?!?!
...Are you a Cop?
Timmy looks much better with shirt hair.
Thank you - but I caught more I eyes with the longer hair, I must admit.
But thank you for the shmexy compliment
hohoho
Merry Christmas!!
Yeah one more month to go! :D
Yippee!
I'm asking Santa for a merkin!
(look it up)
O_e
:D :D
Because you wanted to ?
I didn't want to...you MADE ME!!! D':
...rapist...
Want to have rape?
Do I EVER!!
:D
Get me a new pair of eyes, mine don't work anymore.
I guess I'll have to - you're missing quite the show if you can't see my mustache in all of its glory!
Waky waky, i made some soup!
oh my, i forgot, you probably wouldent want to get ur mustache covered with soup!
No, I'll have some!
*slurp slurp*
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is that a bad thing to do?
Yes, you're going to Hell now.
Where you will be mouth-raped by an elderly man.
OH DEAR GOD!!!
Look at the upholstery on those chairs!
Garish is the new Posh!
Do you like sodomizing yourself?
Only with your head.
Ghyfty
I don't know if I can trust you.
Timmy
You can't.
*pulls out duct tape*