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Timmy
"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy

Age 38, Male

Philadelphia, PA

Joined on 1/12/05

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I read the comics in the newspaper every single day.
Pearls before Swine is my favorite.
I've spent over 300.00 dollars over the last year on comic collections.

Pearls before Swine is my favorite too!

I also like Zits, Get Fuzzy and Non Sequitor

Pearls Before Swine is the only one that I find moderately funny.

It is the funniest..but there are other gems to be found

I would but you keep taking them >:(

I need toilet reading

Out of context but...

TIMYAH!!!!!!!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xswRGUZrrG8&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xswRGU ZrrG8&feature=related</a>

Wait...where is that from?

TImmyyyyyy

My old friend.

I pay $10 a month to get them read aloud to me by a small-breasted woman with an Irish accent.

First, how do I purchase that service?

Second, HOW DO I PURCHASE THAT SERVICE?!?!?!!

I used to when I read the newspaper in print, but since I've moved to a new state I just read the paper online and never read the funnies

You sad sad man...

Bathroom material man.

YES!

This man knows

I poked around the online editions of my favorite newspapers and the funnies are nowhere to be found :o

It's time to move down to Philadelphia and order the daily Inquirer, my friend.

Thats from southpark btw.
you should watch it you can find episodes on there site
Link: <a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/">http://www.southparkstudios.com/</a>

South...Park?

there, now you have your shitty blade for yourself lawlz.
also, funnies: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobart%27s_Funnies">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobart%2 7s_Funnies</a>

This is now a blogpost about roasting Timmy. Any other comments will be ignored and frowned upon.

WELCOME TO TIMMY'S ROAST YA'LL.

GOGOG

Oh shi-

Hell no!

HELL YES

When I first met Timmy, he seemed kinda cool. Until he stop giving handys outside of the Newgrounds office.

We haven't been cool ever since.

"Oh ho ho ho!!"

*claps*

Timmy is bad at making secure passwords

"Too low! Too low! Haha"

The South Park character is ACTUALLY based on the user Timmy. See, Timmy used to have Polio and had a slight bent in his head which caused him to only repeat his name. $10,294 later, Timmy sells himself out South Park and we have the magnificent TIMMAH.

"True story hahahaha...true story"

*waits for crowd to stop rolling on the floors*

I sent a bee into timmy's beard once, a day later i learned he got eaten by a bird settled in there. how the hell do you not notice a bird in that thing timmy.

"A BIRD!!! Whoooohahaha!!"

Finally, a mod who is kind enough to give me a reason as to why I was banned...

Finally, a user who doesn't complain when they are rightfully banned.

See you around the Forums, wildface!

Timmy and Mal are like the best of friends, but that's only because Mal gives that n*gga dick to Timmy and Mal's wife video tapes it.

"Hahahaha...WOAAAAAAH!! CAN THEY PUT THAT ON TV?!?! LOLOL!!"

Here's a letter from Mal.

'Dear Timmy,

You suck at skiing. GTFO my mountains.

Love, Mal.'

"OOOHohohohoh you rascal you!"

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