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Timmy
"My face is too sexy for you." - TehSlapHappy

Age 38, Male

Philadelphia, PA

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Why hello there

Posted by Timmy - October 8th, 2008


Oh sorry, I didn't hear you come in!

No, don't leave, I'm just laying here...hanging out. Why don't ya have a seat...can I get you something?

Why hello there


Comments

Y halo Tha- Oh God!

Oh! I wasn't expecting any company!

But now that you're here...

A glass of water would be fine.

Sure Thing! Let me just bennnnnnd over here....and pick up this water bottle...!

Pfffffffffff

Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtkphab

Im in the mood for... poptarts..

I'm warming them up right now!

A coffee would be nice.

Cream, one sugar, please.

So...you like cream in your coffee, eh...?

Perhaps some arsenic for my eyes. Don't worry, I'll be fine.

I think I have some arsenic in my pocket...lemme just reach in here...

Wait...I'm not wearing any pants

Time to drop trou

Feel free to use my mouth

I like his mustache!

His penis has a mustache too!

I love you.

Oh NEVR - I've missed you too.

Oh hey the- AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .

Why'd you scream - Is there a ghost behind me?!

eehm.. a gun please...

Oh, I'll give ya a gun, alright...

You've got the best banner.

Thank you very much.

Oh, hey there. I'm glad I caught you at the right time.

I'm glad you aren't wearing any pants either!

I love you.

You, my good man, love everyone.

You userpage-comments whore you

MY EYES!! IT HURTS!

Oh take it like a man.

(up the butt)

gimme a big knife so i can stab you with it

You'll have to pull it from my sheath

Yea, I'll have some whiskey, a cigar, and your penis

The first two you can't have.

And the third you have no choice not to.

LMAO!

TTFN!

MY HAIR IS LONGER THEN YOURS! :{D

Yeah - but right now that picture is out-dated. I now have short hair.

So, yes - you're hair is longer than mine. But I'm no longer trying to have long hair.

:{( You look good with long hair.

Yes - I know.

But all good things must come to an end - I had to get a "real" job.

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