Grow a beard, everyone. Now.

Pretty funny blog, if I do say so myself.

Especially if you dislike hipsters.

Maybe it's just me, but I have never seen Robert Ebert's face until recently when his comments about the death of Ryan Dunn brought a justified shitstorm down upon him.

And now I'm going to have nightmares.

I mean, damn.

Anyway, I'm off to Montreal. If there are any Canadian Newgrounds who deserve a swift kick to the crotch, let me know.

I charge $75 per kick, so choose wisely.

If you need me I'll be at the beach.

Also, to get into the mood:

Yes you, automated toilet flusher.

No one likes you. Go away.

THE MICKEY MOUSE CHICKEN NUGGETS WERE AAAAAMAZING

oh and i met some fun guys too i guess

But there are always some gems you don't want to get rid of.

Stop it.

Also, Tom's a buttface.

I immediately fell in love.